Champions of Europe: Euro Cup Final July 14th

Get ready for the grand finale. This is the big one The Euro Cup Final kicks off at 3 PM EST on Sunday July 14th, and we’ve got the electrifying Spain squad taking on the hard to watch disappointing English. It’s going to be a crime scene.

Let’s start with Spain. These guys are on fire. Leading the charge is the teenage prodigy Lamine Yamal. This kid's tearing up the pitch like he's got something to prove probably trying to impress his teammates mom's. Seriously he's 17 and playing like a seasoned pro. I'm expecting him to run circles around the English defense making them look like a bunch of amateurs (they are).

Spain’s game is all about that slick tiki-taka style. They keep the ball play with finesse and then strike when the time is right. The English on the other hand are like that guy at the bar who thinks he's smooth but keeps striking out. They’re boring predictable and watching Harry Kane try to score is like watching a bad porno amusing but ultimately pathetic. If he starts, England might as well pack their bags and start the 2nd place party early. The English fans are probably already planning their excuses.

Watching England drag their sorry asses to the final just to choke is going to be more satisfying than your ex’s new relationship failing. The English fans will hype themselves up only to cry into their tea when it all comes crashing down. It's going to be hilarious.

Now since it’s the finals and the last game let’s make a killer parlay. We’re taking the milf banging 17-year-old Lamine Yamal to assist, Spain to lift the trophy, and Dani Olmo to score at +1400. This is the kind of bet that could make your summer.