Conquerors of the 4: The Victors of Their Groups (2)

Alright, sports fans, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the wild world of group stage predictions. In every tournament, there are those mighty conquerors who sweep through their groups with the finesse of Federico Chiesa and the determination of a crackhead trying to get that last hit. So, without further ado, let's talk about the remaining "Conquerors of the 4" who are poised for victory!

Group D: The French Revolution and Dutch Delight

In Group D, it's all about the French bringing the revolution to the pitch. France is set to come in first, storming the group stage like Megan Rapinoe at an LGBTQ+ parade. These guys play with the precision of a pastry chef and the determination of Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. They’re the crème de la crème, folks.

Hot on their heels are the Dutch, coming in second. The Netherlands will secure their spot, proving they can turn even the dullest game into a high-flying spectacle. Meanwhile, Poland will be too busy tripping over their own feet, Austria will be lost like they’re still looking for their boy on a night out, and Lewandowski’s ego will need its own seat on the bench. (1.37-1)*

Group E: Belgian Waffles and Ukrainian Grit

Moving on to Group E, we've got Belgium in first place, showcasing talent greater than OG Mudbone. With a team stacked with talent, the Belgians are ready to show why they’re a force to be reckoned with (also like OG Mudbone). They play with as much precision as John Daly after a historic Hooters night but with more flavor.

Ukraine will take the second spot with their unyielding grit. These guys play football like they’re defending their country from Russia. Sadly, Slovakia and Romania will be falling off the wagon, probably wishing they’d brought more luck and less drama. (2.25-1)*

Group F: Portuguese Perfection and Turkish Delight

In Group F, we have Portugal coming in first, led by the evergreen Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese play with the kind of passion that makes you think they practice in the streets of Lisbon. They’re smooth, sharp, and as solid as Kim K's behind.

Right behind them, Turkey will secure the second spot. The Turkish team is a delight to watch, with a blend of brand new hairlines and seasoned experience. They’re the dark horse that’s surprising everyone, except those who knew and are now looking like geniuses. Sadly, Czech and Georgia will be left to bond over a shared love of dumplings and disappointment. (2-1)*

Final Thoughts

Well, that's the scoop on our “Conquerors of the 4” predictions! Group D sees France and the Netherlands leading the charge. Group E has Belgium and Ukraine taking the top spots, and Group F is all about Portugal and Turkey showing their class. Whether you're cheering from the stands or your couch, remember: it’s all about having a good laugh and maybe, just maybe, winning a few bucks. Cheers to the beautiful game and the comedy of it all!

*= fixed odds as group. All parlayed pays 22.15-1

**All 6 of my group pick pays 1823-1!!!!!!