Copa America 2024 - Knockout Stage: July 4th and 5th

Get ready for some fireworks folks. The Copa America knockout stage is here to kick off on July 4th and it's about to get rowdy. We've got a couple of matches that are set to be more explosive than your family's DIY backyard fireworks display this week. Let’s dive into the carnage.

9 PM EST July 4th: Argentina vs Ecuador The Humiliation

First up we’ve got Argentina taking on Ecuador at 9 PM EST. Let's be real Ecuador’s got about as much chance of winning this as a goldfish in a piranha tank. Argentina is going to spank them like they stole something. With Messi and his crew on fire Ecuador’s defense will be left looking like a bunch of traffic cones. Betting on Argentina -1.5 at +130 is a no-brainer. Expect at least a two-goal margin as Argentina dances into the next round.

9 PM EST, July 5th: Canada vs. Venezuela The Shitshow

Next up on July 5th at 9 PM EST it’s Canada vs. Venezuela. Canada’s luckier than a man with two dicks. We scraped through thanks to red cards and dumb luck. Venezuela might not be world-beaters but they're good enough to give us a tough time. Still my Canadian pride insists on taking Canada to qualify at -105. Betting on us feels like hoping a stripper falls in love with you but hey national pride and all that.

• Argentina -1.5 at +130

• Canada to qualify at -105

• Both bets parlayed pays +350

There you have it Place your bets grab some popcorn and get ready for football action that’s crazier than a sex party at the Playboy mansion. Let the knockout stage commence and may your bets be luckier than Ecuador’s defense!