"Daily Hot Takes: US Open Third Round The Good, The Bad, and The Roided

Alright, golf junkies we’re diving into the chaos of the US Open's third round. We've seen some brilliance, some absolute shitshows, and a whole lot of drama. Here’s what went down and what we’re betting our beer and drug money on for the final round.

Collin Morikawa Mr. Steady

First up, Collin Morikawa. This guy shot a bogey-free 66 on a course that’s tougher than a 10 dollar steak. It was steady, smooth, and sexy golf. Morikawa climbed his way into the top ten and I’m calling it now he’s finishing in the top 5 tomorrow. Watching him play was like watching a surgeon with a scalpel precise and controlled. If he keeps this up we’re in for some serious magic on the final day no chance this choke artist wins tho.

Ludvig Aberg The Swedish Shitshow

Now let’s talk about Ludvig Aberg. I love the guy I really do but holy fuck was he a disaster today. Betting on him felt like betting on a drunk driver to win a NASCAR race. That triple bogey on 13? Painful. Three other bogeys sprinkled in? Fucking brutal. It was like watching a slow-motion car crash, but hey we’re hoping for a big bounce back tomorrow. Come on Ludvig don’t make me regret this bromance.

Bryson DeChambeau The Roid Rage Machine

And then there’s Bryson DeChambeau. This guy is like the Hulk on a golf course big, beefy, and ready to smash. Today he shot a solid 3-under 67, even with a double bogey thrown in. Watching Bryson is like watching a fat man trying to play piano it’s wild, unpredictable, and you can’t look away. He’s dialed in and I’m betting he holds the lead and takes home the trophy tomorrow. Sure he might be juiced to the gills but he’s fun to watch. Plus, a Bryson win would be great for golf nothing like a little controversy to spice things up.

Final Round Predictions

So, here’s the rundown for tomorrow: Morikawa keeps his steady hand and finishes top 5, Ludvig Aberg pulls his head out of his ass and gives us a decent round, and Bryson, the roid monster, takes the win. Grab your beers, your lucky charms, and get ready for a final round that’s going to be more thrilling than a night out. Let’s hope for birdies, eagles, and maybe even a meltdown or two because what’s golf without a little drama? Stay tuned folks. It’s going to be one hell of a ride!