Euro 2024 - Quarter Finals: July 5th

Alright degenerate gamblers and football freaks the Euro Cup quarter-finals are upon us. We’ve got two absolute bangers lined up so let’s dive into this shitshow of a football fiesta. Prepare your wallets and your livers because this is going to be a wild ride.

12 PM EST: Spain vs. Germany The Junkie Jamboree

First up we’ve got Spain taking on Germany at 12 PM EST. This game is going to be unreal. These teams play like they’re on fucking heroin unpredictable, intense and absolutely wild. This match could decide the ultimate winner of the Euro Cup. For the smart bet I’m taking this game to be a draw at +210. Why Because both teams are too damn good to let the other win easily. It’s going to be a 90-minute war and no one’s walking away unscathed.

But here’s where it gets interesting. For the wild bet I’m taking Germany to win by penalties at +900. Picture this the game goes to extra time everyone’s exhausted and it all comes down to a penalty shootout. The Germans are known for their ice-cold precision in these moments and I’m banking on them to edge it out in a nerve-wracking finish.

Smart Bet:

• 90 min Draw at +210

Wild Bet:

• Germany by penalties at +900

3 PM EST: France vs. Portugal The Grudge Match

Next, we’ve got a rematch of the 2016 Euro Cup final France vs. Portugal at 3 PM EST Both these teams have been playing like they’ve got something stuck up their asses neither has been impressive so far. Ronaldo looked like a washed up dad at a kids soccer game in the round of 16 and Mbappe has been playing like he’s got bricks in his boots with only one goal in the tournament.

For my smart bet, I’m taking France moneyline at +135. Despite their mediocre form France has too much talent to ignore. They’re due for a breakout game and this is the perfect stage for it.

Now, for the wild bet France to win 2-1 at +900. This game is going to be tight, but I’m calling it a late winner from France sends Portugal packing. Ronaldo cries Mbappe redeems himself and we all get to see a proper football match for once.

Smart Bet:

• France moneyline at +135

Wild Bet:

• France correct score 2-1 at +900

The Psycho Parlay:

• 90 min Draw at +210

• France moneyline at +135

• Smart bets parlayed pays +630
  

• Germany by penalties at +900

• France correct score 2-1 at +900

• Wild bets parlayed pays +9900

The quarter-finals are here and it’s going to be a rollercoaster of emotions bad decisions and hopefully some fat payouts. Let’s get this party started!