Euro 2024 Quarter Finals: July 6th

Jul 5, 2024

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Degenerates the Euro Cup quarter-finals are here and we’re about to dive into the madness. Tomorrow's line-up features two games that are guaranteed to be more unpredictable than a prime Ozzy Osbourne on the good ol drug concoctions. Let’s breakdown the madness.

12 PM EST: England vs. Switzerland The Slogfest

First up we’ve got the shitty English facing off against Switzerland at 12 PM EST. Let’s be real watching England play is like watching paint dry or even worse... watching Italy play. They’ve been playing so fucking bad that it’s a miracle they’ve made it this far. On the other hand the Swiss actually know how to play as a team and don’t make you want to gouge your eyes out.

For the smart bet I’m taking Switzerland to qualify at +135. They’ve got the cohesion and grit to outlast England’s tedious play. And for the wild bet I’m going with Breel Embolo to score at +340. This guy’s got the talent to break through England’s defense and shove it in their asses.

Smart Bet:

Switzerland to qualify at +135

Wild Bet:

Breel Embolo to score at +340

3 PM EST: Netherlands vs. Turkey The Horny Dutch vs. The Underdogs

Next at 3 PM EST we have the Netherlands taking on Turkey. This game is going to be an absolute cracker. The Dutch, known for their aggressive play and scoring prowess will face a highly underrated Turkish team that’s been flying under the radar. Turkey’s got the firepower to give the Dutch a serious run for their money.

For the smart bet, I’m taking over 2.5 goals at -130. Both teams love to press and attack, and I expect a goal-fest. Now for the wild bet I’m putting my money on Arda Güler the 18-year-old prodigy to score at +360. This kid is a fucking beast and he’s ready to make his mark on the big stage.

Smart Bet: