Euro 2024 - Round Of 16 (June 29th)

Welcome back, degenerates! After getting spanked around in the group stages, we're fighting back with everything we've got for the knockout stages. It's time to make some serious cash or at least die trying.

Picks:

Italy vs Switzerland – 12:00 PM

We're not getting too fancy here. Italy looked great in the first half against Croatia, creating multiple chances but failing to capitalize. What Spalletti is doing with the lineup, I don't personally agree with, but it's working. Dimarco for Chiesa as a super sub is something I expect to see again, and the Swiss won’t be able to handle it. Switzerland got a pity draw against Germany, let's be real. They are a real threat though, and I’m a bit scared, to be honest, because they are explosive on the counter and can bang a golazo at any second. However, even without Calafiori, the Azzurri won't allow it. I'm leaning towards the under 2.5 goals, but that is not my pick for this game. Give me Italy @ +140 to win, and let's watch it come to Rome again.

Germany vs Denmark – 3:00 PM

Germany, in my opinion, are the favorites to win the whole thing. They are in their motherland, have an insane amount of talent, and might be the most cohesive group in this tournament. The connections between all the players on the German side are strong, and I expect this to be a murder. Let's be real, Denmark has been holding on to Christian Eriksen to be their savior for the past 20 years, and it's not working. Musiala, Kroos, Havertz, Wirtz, and that brick wall Manuel Neuer are going to make Denmark look like a U16 roster. Take Germany on the Money Line and Denmark to not score @ +150.

Ciao Switzerland and Denmark

We're going all-in on Italy and Germany to kick off the knockout stages with a bang. Whether you're a seasoned bettor or just here for the chaos, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. Let's cash in or at least have some fun losing our money. Don't forget to follow us for more hot takes and degenerate picks. Let the games begin, and may your bets be as solid as Germany's defense!