"Fairway Favourites" - 124th US Open

Alright, golf degens, get ready and hold onto your hats because we're diving into the 124th US Open with our fan-favorite segment, "Fairway Favourites". After hitting a winning parlay in the RBC Canadian Open, we're coming back stronger and dirtier than ever to provide you sick fucks the fix you desire. If you thought our previous picks were hot, this week’s choices are so sizzling they’ll make your grandma blush and your mom want to leave your dad. Let's get into it and make some money while we're at it!

"Fairway Favourites"

Christian Bezuidenhout (-175) to Make the Cut

Christian Bezuidenhout is a beast when conditions get tough. Last week, he shot a -5 (67) on the hardest day of the tournament, outplaying the rest of the field by 6.5 strokes. This guy’s got the balls to handle whatever Pinehurst throws at him. Think of Bezuidenhout as the guy who could walk into a biker bar, order a glass of milk, steal an Oz of product, and walk out without a scratch. Count on him to make the cut and keep his momentum going.

Max Homa (-225) to Make the Cut

Max Homa’s game is hotter than prime Megan Fox. Known for getting hot this time of year, Homa's swing is as pure as a nun’s intentions, and his mental game is rock solid. He’s familiar with the course and comfortable playing at the highest level against top competition. While he may lack experience in winning majors, we only need him to make the cut. Betting against Homa is like betting against a stripper at a bachelor party—he’s going to perform, and he’s going to leave you in awe.

Sungjae Im (-188) to Make the Cut

Sungjae Im has the smoothest swing on tour. Like Homa, Sungjae’s track record shows he gets hot this time of year. This guy's consistency and skill are so reliable, he’s like the Viagra of golf—always delivering the goods. Look for Sungjae to not only make the cut but potentially push to win the tournament. He's a reliable pick to get through the early rounds.

Corey Conners (-225) to Make the Cut

Corey Conners is in top form and consistently finds himself in contention. No matter the tournament, Conners has shown he can hang with the best when his game is clicking. Betting on Conners to make the cut is like betting on your drunk uncle to bring up that he would've been on tour if it wasn't for his unfortunate injury while banging your aunt—it's a sure thing. He’s a near guarantee to make the cut at Pinehurst.

Tiger Woods (2-1) to Make the Cut

If you're looking for more value and want to have a bit of fun, join me in rooting for the GOAT himself, Tiger Woods, to make the cut at 2-1 odds. Tiger is the man who made us all want to play golf. He might be broken and old, but that's what we said in 2019, and look what he did then. Adding Tiger to the mix brings that extra excitement. Tiger is here to at least make the cut if not shock the world again. Adding him to our parlay brings the potential payout to a whopping 14.08-1! Let’s cheer on the legend as he takes on Pinehurst!

Parlay Pays 4.02-1

With these four solid picks (excluding Tiger), our "Fairway Favourites" parlay pays out at 4.02-1. It’s time to get fired up for the early rounds, make some money, and maybe even piss off a few uptight golf purists while we're at it!

Final Thoughts

Our "Fairway Favourites" for the 124th US Open at Pinehurst are set to make waves. Christian Bezuidenhout, Max Homa, Sungjae Im, Corey Conners, and the legendary Tiger Woods are the players to watch. With the course promising to challenge every aspect of their game, we’re in for a thrilling tournament. Buckle up and get ready for some intense golf action. Tell your boss to shove it, grab a beer, and settle in for a weekend of top-tier golf. This is one tournament you won’t want to miss, especially when our picks hit and you're rolling in Jordan Belfort Wall Street cash. Let's do this!