Game 4 Preview: Panthers vs. Oilers Betting Big on a Glimmer of Hope

Alright, pimps we’re diving into Game 4 of the NHL Finals between the Florida Panthers and the Edmonton Oilers. Let’s be real this series is so fucking over but I still think Edmonton snags a win tonight. We’re going for the jugular with this one, because what’s life without a little reckless gambling?

Connor McDavid The Best in the World

First up Connor McDavid. The guy is a hockey guru and tonight, he needs to prove it. I’m betting McDavid will have at least 5 shots on goal. He’s gotta attack like a rabid gypsy in heat. If he doesn’t pepper Bobrovsky with shots, I’ll be as surprised as a nun in a strip club.

Leon Draisaitl Assists and Balls

Next we’ve got Leon Draisaitl to rack up an assist. Honestly, I don’t have a solid reason for this one. It’s just a gut feeling more accurately a feeling in my balls. Sometimes you just gotta trust your nuts right? Draisaitl is due for a big play and I’m banking on him setting up a beauty.

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins Goal Machine

Finally we’re riding (pause) with Ryan Nugent-Hopkins to score a goal. The guy’s been solid and he’s got to step up if Edmonton wants to avoid the sweep. Nuge is gonna find the back of the net tonight it’s written in the stars or maybe I'm just high.

The Big Bet

So here’s the parlay: McDavid with 5 shots on goal Draisaitl with an assist and Nugent-Hopkins to score. The odds on this bad boy are +1800. This is the kind of bet that can either make you a legend or leave you crying into your beer. Ride with caution, folks.