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"Going Low" & "He is Him" - Memorial Tournament

Jun 5, 2024

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Tee Off with Our Memorial Tournament Preview

Alright golf enthusiasts, strap in and take a look at your bank account because the Memorial Tournament is about to tee off at the prestigious Muirfield Village Golf Course in Ohio. We're diving headfirst into two segments: "Going Low" and "He is Him". Let's get after it!


Going Low

Our "Going Low" segment is all about the golfers who will not just make the cut but blow past it, defying all odds and making their mark.


First up, we've got Scottie Scheffler. Fresh off a mental reset from the wild incident at the PGA Championship that saw him in cuffs, Scheffler is back and ready to prove he's still got it and I do expect him to go very very low. But at 3.75-1, he's not the value we're sniffing for.


Now, let's talk about the real value pick: Tom Kim. This guy is playing some very impressive golf and is ready to shock the world at 50-1 odds. That's right, 50-1! If you watched last week, you saw how dialed and locked in Tom Kim can get and I expect that to continue. Great value here with Tom Kim.


But wait, there's more. Keep an eye on the Scandinavian phenoms. Ludvig Aberg is sitting at a juicy 25-1, and Viktor Hovland, the highest guy on the course (and I don't mean his altitude), is poised at 16-1. These guys have been turning heads and making some serious noise all year. Why can't it continue and why can't either of them win ? I'm not sure, I expect great things from these lads.


He is Him

In our "He is Him" segment, we're breaking down the best matchups for 2 balls, 3 balls, and 18-hole winners. Let's get into the picks that will have you laughing all the way to the bank.


First on the list is Cam Young over Adam Svensson. Sure, Svensson was swinging hot in his homeland last week, but he's no match for the consistent game of Cam Young. Cam Young will post a -1 or -2, but Svensson is going over at least +1/+2. Bet Cam Young over Svensson at -120. It's practically a steal.


Next, we have Sahith Theegala. Yes, he choked hard last week, but we're expecting a big bounce back. His aggressive style is unmatched, and he's ready to take pure advantage of this course. Let's face it Russell Henley can't compete with a player of Shaiths caliber, Russell is a pigeon and a mental midget who can shoot no lower than -2 and when he witnesses Sahith scoring low he will tense up. Theegala is coming for redemption, and Henley won't know what hit him, take Theegala at +110.


And how about Tommy Fleetwood? This guy's swing is getting better by the day, and he's scoring lower as a result. Harris English won't keep up when Tommy gets hot in Round 1. Take Fleetwood over English at -125. It's like printing money.


Finally, to round off our four-leg parlay, take Max Homa over Rickie Fowler. Homa is an all-around baller and Fowler hasn't been himself on the course recently. Fowler can have his moments, but Homa's game clicks this time of year. Expect Homa to outplay Rickie on Thursday afternoon at -120. This parlay at 11.7-1 is going to hit harder than Phil Mickelson's bank account after his stock tips surged.


The Final Word

Well that's that folks. Our in-depth analysis and borderline inappropriate humor to get you hyped for the Memorial Tournament. Get ready to place your bets and watch as these golfers "go low" and prove why we should say "he is him." If your excited now, wait till next week where we bring you even more bets and fucked up jokes for the US Open. It will get wild, that's a Thomas Perri guarantee.


Remember, always bet responsibly. Or at least pretend you are. Let's get ready to watch some incredible golf this week!




Jun 5, 2024

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