Welcome to the madness folks It's June 30th and the first knockout games of the Euro Cup are here to bring us all some much needed chaos and excitement. Let's rip into these matchups and see where the smart (or insane) money is going.
12 PM EST: England vs. Slovakia The British Invasion
First up we have the English bastards squaring off against Slovakia at 12 PM EST. England is playing like a drunk uncle at a family reunion right now but let’s be honest, there's no way they lose to Slovakia. Harry Kane might still suck and look like a cracker version of Megamind but they’re gonna pull this one out. My guess is a 2-0 win. I'm taking England moneyline at -239. Even if they’re stumbling, Slovakia is the perfect team to help them find their footing.
3 PM EST: Spain vs. Georgia The Spanish Armada
Next we’ve got Spain going up against Georgia at 3 PM EST. I really like Georgia they’re tough as nails but these Spaniards are just too damn good. It’s like sending a kindergarten class to fight the Navy SEALs. I’m banking on the 16-year-old prodigy, Lamine Yamal to find the back of the net. This kid is something else and I’m taking him to score at +140. Georgia might put up a fight but in the end they'll be swept away by the Spanish pricks.
The Psycho Parlay:
England moneyline (-239)
Lamine Yamal to score (+140)
Total Parlay Payout: +240
So there you have it. Place your bets and get ready for some knockout stage action. May your bets hit harder than that wake and bake you just hit.
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