"Leaf tracking with Sal" - Mitch Marner

Welcome to "Leaf Tracking With Sal," your go-to segment for all things Toronto Maple Leafs! Sal, our resident Leafs fanatic, will take you on a thrilling journey through the highs and lows of the season. From player spotlights to insider news and passionate rants, Sal's got you covered. Whether you bleed blue and white or just enjoy a good hockey story, buckle up and join us as we dive deep into the heart of Leafs Nation.

Will Mitch Marner be Traded ?

The delightful circus of NHL offseason trade rumours is back in town, and this time, the star attraction is none other than Mitch Marner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Marner, a fan favourite known for his speed, skill, and uncanny ability to disappear in the playoffs. Marner is rumoured to have played his final season with the Toronto Maple Leafs. Mitch Marner, otherwise known as Houdini, has 11 goals, 39 assists, 7 Griddys, and 76 delay of game penalties in 59 career playoff games. Stats more unpredictable than a Tinder date, Marner's postseason performances have left fans scratching their heads and wondering if he's auditioning for the role of playoff vanishing act. So, grab your popcorn and get ready for the greatest show on ice! Will Marner disappear from Toronto for good? Stay tuned, folks, the laughs are just getting started! 🎩🏒

Leafs Playoff Heartbreaks: Why Us?

The Leafs' lack of playoff success in recent years has been a sore spot for fans, leaving all fans with the same question: “Why us?” With each postseason ending in disappointment and constant heartbreak, Leafs Nation is left feeling like they're starring in the world's saddest porno. Let's not forget about the Leafs' favourite pastime: finding new and innovative ways to break fans' hearts. Whether it's a questionable offside call or a goalie letting in a puck that couldn't go in between a stripper's five-hole, Leafs Nation knows that when it comes to playoff heartbreaks, they're in a league of their own. If only they could convert disappointment into championship rings, they'd be the Pittsburgh Steelers of hockey by now! But hey, at least they're consistent, right? With Craig Berube taking the reins, maybe they'll finally trade in their playoff heartbreaks for a happy ending. After all, stranger things have happened... like a hockey team from Toronto winning the Stanley Cup.

Marner to Nashville? Yee-Haw!

Marner might just be ditching his maple leaf skates for a pair of cowboy boots and galloping down to Nashville faster than a rodeo cowboy on Viagra! That's right, the city where the music's as hot as the chicken and the only ice most folks see is in their bedroom fantasies. Can you picture Marner swapping his Toronto threads for a bedazzled cowboy hat and a strategically placed lasso? But hey, if he can handle the heat of Nashville's spicy chicken, maybe he's got what it takes to handle the steamy playoff pressure—and a few post-game celebrations too!

The Real MVP: Justin Bieber

But amidst all the trade chatter, let's not forget about the real MVP of Marner's life: Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber is reportedly very heartbroken over the trade rumours. If Marner gets traded, Bieber might need a cold shower and a few rounds of "Sorry". I mean those two are tighter than a pair of yoga pants on leg day, if you catch my drift. I totally understand where Marner is coming from. Who's going to sing “Baby” in the dressing room for Marner now? It's a bromance for the ages, and I have a feeling they'll be sending each other tearful and heartfelt texts long into the night.