Same Game Parlay - Chiefs vs. Ravens Season Opener

You wild bastards lets get this season going , here’s how we’re kicking off the season a 4-leg parlay that’ll make you wonder why you ever doubted the gambling god (me).

First up, Derrick Henry anytime TD scorer. If you think anyone’s stopping this tank of a human inside the 5-yard line you’re living in a fantasy. The dude’s a freight train and if you’re betting against him scoring you’re a fucking idiot simple.

Next, we’re hitting the over 46.5 points. If you’re betting the under you’re either a grumpy degen or you hate excitement. This game’s gonna be a shootout and if you can’t handle that maybe stick to knitting or something.

Then take Mahomes over 24 completions. With all the points on the board Mahomes is gonna be throwing dimes like he’s in a Jewish strip club. More completions mean more cash in your pocket. Do the math, don’t be a moron.

Finally we’re locking in Kelce to score. It’s Kelce for fuck’s sake mahomes is going to give him the opportunities. The payout’s +800, so let’s get rich or stay broke trying.