July 9th is the day we’ve been waiting for, a doubleheader of pure football that'll either make you rich or leave you crying. We've got the Euro Cup and Copa America semi-finals on the same day.
3 PM EST: Spain vs. France – Clash of the Heavyweights
Starting off at 3 PM EST, it’s Spain versus France, a game that promises to be more explosive than a terrorist. The Spaniards, with their golden boy Yamine Yamal, are ready to take on the French and their poster boy, Kylian Mbappe. Yamal's been playing like he’s got something to prove, the kid is 16 years old leading the entire euro cup in assists when I was 16 I was vaping and smoking pot. Meanwhile, Mbappe’s been quiet. Seriously, he’s got one goal in the tournament one! It’s about time he pulls his head out of his ass and starts delivering.
This game’s going to be a dirty scrappy slugfest. I’m betting on France to win it in penalties because honestly these two teams will probably cancel each other out in regular time. France in penalties at +750 is where the smart money’s at. Expect a nail biter that’ll leave you with no fingernails and a potential heart attack.
Smart Bet:
France to win in penalties at +750
8 PM EST: Argentina vs. Canada The Underdog Battle
Next up at 8 PM EST, we switch to Copa America, where Argentina is about to take on Canada. Argentina with Messi at the helm is looking to wipe the floor with us Canadians. But Canada’s been defying the odds playing like they’ve sold their souls for this tournament.
Argentina's squad is stacked but let’s be real half of them look like they should be modeling underwear instead of playing football. Canada on the other hand has Cyle Larin whose head is so big it has its own gravitational field. But the guy’s been a beast and I can totally see him scoring and celebrating like a drunken frat boy on spring break.
I know it's crazy but I’m backing Canada to win or draw at +200. Why Because football’s unpredictable and betting on Canada feels like the kind of insane risk that could actually pay off. OHHHHHHHHHH CANADA!
Smart Bet:
Canada to draw or win at +200
The Psycho Parlay
For those of you who live for the thrill here’s the psycho parlay both smart bets parlayed at +2450. You hit this and you’re buying drinks for everyone.
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