The 2nd Games of the 2024 Euros (06/20): Serbian Showdown, English Eruption, and Italian Cinema

Let's get to it, Thursday June 20th is bringing us a lineup of games that’ll make you question your life choices and maybe even your sobriety. Let’s dive headfirst into the madness.

9 AM EST: Slovenia vs. Serbia

We’re kicking off the day with Slovenia vs. Serbia at 9 AM EST. Both teams looked surprisingly decent in their last matches. Slovenia looked fucking solid vs the Danish and Serbia gave England a run for their money. Betting on this one feels like trying to predict the next crazy thing your dog will do, so I’m playing it safe and calling a draw at +240. Expect a lot of running yelling and possibly a few punches thrown this game’s gonna be tighter than virgin cheeks.

12 PM EST: England vs. Denmark

Next up, we’ve got England vs. Denmark at 12 PM EST. Let’s be real Denmark is about as reliable as an analog watch in today's world. They should have lost their last game against Slovenia but luck was on their side. England isn’t exactly setting the world on fire but they’re solid enough to take down this Danish disaster. At -150 England’s a safe bet. Imagine Denmark trying to stop England its like you when you try to quit sports betting, it’s gonna get messy.

3 PM EST: Italy vs. Spain

Finally the main event at 3 PM EST: Italy vs. Spain. When these two European juggernauts clash, it’s always must-watch TV. This game’s gonna be like a blockbuster movie full of drama action and probably a few tears. If Italy just scores at least one goal I think it's enough to force a draw at worst, and with their rock-solid defense those Spanish bastards are gonna have a hell of a time breaking through. If Calafiori and Bastoni play like the defensive stallions they are this will be Italian cinema at its finest. I’m taking Italy or draw at -143 because the thought of Spain getting past these stallions puts me on tilt.

So, here’s the game plan: bet on a Slovenia-Serbia draw, England to smack Denmark, and Italy or draw against Spain. Parlay these bets, and you’re looking at a juicy +863 payout. That’s some serious cash for a few solid picks.