The Final Group Stage Games of the 2024 Euros (06/26): Romanian Rumbles, Belgian Brawls, and Ronaldo’s Rampage

Alright we’re diving into the final day of the group stage for the 2024 Euros on June 26th. This is your last chance to make some cash before we hit the knockout rounds. Let's break down the madness!

12 PM EST: Romania vs. Slovakia The Romanian Rumble

Kicking off at high noon we’ve got Romania facing Slovakia. Those Romanian bastards played out of their minds against Belgium they should’ve bagged a few goals but luck wasn’t on their side. I'm calling it now Romania's gonna pull off a win here at +260. Slovakia doesn’t stand a chance against a team that’s been simmering like a pot of crack. Expect some Eastern European fireworks and maybe a few questionable tackles. Slovakia’s defense is shakier than a one-legged stripper on a trampoline. Place your bets, grab your drinks, and watch Slovakia get slapped around.

12 PM EST: Belgium vs. Ukraine The Belgian Beatdown

At the same time we've got Belgium vs. Ukraine. Belgium’s going to take this one no question. Lukaku’s due for a goal hell, he’s overdue like your credit card statement. I’m banking on the Belgians at -150. These guys are gonna tear through Ukraine’s defense like a fat kid on a candy binge. This game will be more one sided than your high school crush’s feelings. Lock it in and watch Belgium make Ukraine wish they’d stayed home.

3 PM EST: Turkey vs. Czech Republic The Turkish Takedown

Next up at 3 PM we have Turkey taking on the Czech Republic. I’m riding with Turkey solely because of Arda Güler the 18-year-old wonder kid who’s gonna light up this game. This kid He’s insane, and I’m calling it now he’s scoring in this game. Taking Turkey at +175 because Güler’s gonna make the Czech defense look like they’re playing in quicksand. This match is gonna be more lopsided than your uncle’s toupee in a windstorm.

3 PM EST: Portugal vs. Georgia – Ronaldo’s Rampage

Finally at the same time we have Portugal squaring off against Georgia. This game is gonna be a massacre with Ronaldo leading the charge like a pissed off gladiator. Portugal at -250 is the lock of the century. Ronaldo’s gonna strut onto the pitch, flex those abs, and score goals like he’s auditioning for a porno.

The Bets:

• Romania vs. Slovakia: Romania to win (+260)

• Belgium vs. Ukraine: Belgium to win (-150)

• Turkey vs. Czech Republic: Turkey to win (+175)

• Portugal vs. Georgia: Portugal to win (-250)

The Parlay:

I’m slapping all these bets together in a parlay for a massive +2210 payout. So grab your bros, settle in, and get ready for a day of football that’s gonna be wilder than a stag party in Ibiza. Place your bets, and may your luck be better than Slovakia’s defense!