The Start of the 2024 Euros (06/17) : Monday Madness – Romanian Rumble, Belgian Beatdown, and French Flogging

Welcome back, the 2024 Euros continue on Monday, June 17th with three games that promise to be crazier than your ex girlfriend. pop a zyn and get dialed because we've got a lineup that's going to take you on a rollercoaster.

9 AM EST: Romania vs. Ukraine The Dumpster Fire

Kick off your day with what might be the worst game of the tournament Romania taking on Ukraine at 9 AM EST. Let's be real both of these teams are about as appealing as a women with blue waffles. Ukraine’s got a slight edge with the odds at -110 but honestly, betting on a draw at +240 might be the sharp move here. Expect a lot of flailing missed chances and a whole lot of "what the hell was that?" moments.

12 PM EST: Belgium vs. Slovakia The Belgian Beatdown

Next up at noon we’ve got Belgium versus Slovakia. This one’s set to be a proper shit kicking. Belgium, with odds at -209 is going to steamroll Slovakia like a Joey Chestnut at a hot dog eating contest. Expect at least a two goal margin here with Lukaku leading the charge. At +105 for Lukaku to score it’s practically free money. This is going to be a massacre folks.

3 PM EST: France vs. Austria

Finally at 3 PM EST France takes on Austria. Austria’s got a decent squad but let's be honest they don’t stand a chance against France and their LGBTQ+ superstar, Mbappé. With odds heavily favoring France this game’s going to be a lesson in footballing superiority. Expect Mbappé to score with ease and don't be surprised if Dembele gets in on the action too. France is going to run circles around Austria. If you’re an Austrian fan, you might want to look away.

As for my picks, I’m going all in: Ukraine to win, Belgium to win with Lukaku scoring, and France to win with Mbappé finding the net. Parlay those bad boys and you're looking at sweet odds of +1093.