The Start of the 2024 Euros (06/18): Tuesday Trash and Portuguese Pummeling

Welcome back football freaks! The 2024 Euros are storming ahead and Tuesday June 18th is serving up two matches that promise to be as shitty as a pigeon on laxatives. Let’s tear into these games and the bets that'll keep your pockets stuffed.

12 PM EST: Georgia vs. Turkey The Toilet Bowl

First up we’ve got Georgia vs. Turkey at 12 PM EST. Brace yourselves because this match is going to be a steaming pile of mediocrity. Turkey’s got the edge with odds at -143, and let’s face it betting on Georgia is like betting on a one-legged man in a race. Turkey’s gonna come out on top in this festival of garbage. Now for value in this game, I wouldn't say Çalhanoğlu is a lock to score but at 3-1 against a shit team like Georgia I will be taking him for the value.

3 PM EST: Portugal vs. Czech Republic The Rafael Leão Rampage

Next up we’ve got the real spectacle at 3 PM EST: Portugal with the immortal Ronaldo taking on the Czech Republic. This game is gonna be a massacre. Portugal’s odds are -200 on the money line and that’s easy money but there's no value there. So, let’s not stop there add Rafael Leão to score at 2-1 and now we’re cooking with gas. We are hoping that this AC Milan beast is gonna find the back of the net fast. Parlay Portugal’s money line and Rafael Leão to score with Turkey’s win, and you’ve got a sexy +512 payout.

So, here’s the game plan bet on Turkey to win their dumpster fire of a match then kick back and watch Portugal lay waste to the Czechs while Leão makes them his bitch. If you’ve got the stones to take this bet you’ll hopefully be laughing your way to the bank, flipping off everyone who doubted you.