The Start of the 2024 Euros- June 16th Slate

Welcome to the madness, yesterday Sante went 3 for 3 in his euros picks now its my turn The 2024 Euros are kicking off, and Sunday, June 16th, is packed with matches that are going to be crazier than a Vegas bender. We’ve got three games lined up, so let’s dive in and see who’s getting their asses handed to them.

9 AM EST: Dutch vs. Poland The Orange Orgy

First up bright and early at 9 AM EST, the Dutch are set to demolish Poland. The odds are -182, and it’s going to be a slaughter. The Dutch are going to run over the Poles like henry ruggs after the club. If Poland thinks they’re walking out of this unscathed, they’re in for a brutal awakening. Picture the Dutch offense tearing through the Polish defense like a chainsaw through a 2x4. It’s going to be an Orange gangbang, and Poland’s the unlucky bottom in this scene.

12 PM EST: Denmark vs. Slovenia The Boredom Bonanza

Next, at noon EST Denmark faces Slovenia. Don’t hold your breath for excitement here this one’s likely to be as thrilling as watching paint dry. The odds are -138 for a Denmark win, and it’s probably going to be a snooze fest. We’re talking two teams as exciting as a bogey on a par 5. Expect 90 minutes of lackluster attempts and mediocre play. This is the match you’ll want to nap through. A 1-0 win where the highlight might be someone picking their nose on the bench.

3 PM EST: England vs. Serbia The Slaughterfest

Finally, at 3 PM EST England is set to obliterate Serbia. The odds are -223 for England, and it’s going to be a bloodbath. Picture Harry (Cracker) Kane and his crew just smashing it past the Serbian defenders and dancing around them like a striper around James Harden. This match is going to be an absolute massacre. Serbia’s about to get bent over and shown the 50 states, from those who lost them. The tea and crumpets are going to roar and Serbia will limp back home with their tails between their legs.

*All three parlayed pays +288!!!!