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Top 10 Wide Receivers: Perri Sports Hub Style

Aug 12, 2024

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Alright cucks, buckle the fuck up because this is the only top 10 WR list that matters. It's scientifically proven to be 100% correct and if you disagree you can go argue with your boyfriend. Let’s dive in.


  1. Justin Jefferson: This dude’s a fucking demon on the field. Triple coverage, single coverage, hell, throw the entire defense at him he’s still catching that shit. He makes the best DBs look like they’re playing defense with their dicks in their hands. But watch out his mediocre ass QB might just fuck it all up this year.


  2. Tyreek Hill: This man is a real-life cheat code. 99 speed with elite route running and hands so good you'd think he was a boxer (Ask his son). Tyreek and Tua are gonna light up the league… until it gets cold and Tyreek’s Florida blood freezes over.


  3. Amon-Ra St. Brown: I don't give a flying fuck what anyone says, Amon-Ra is a straight-up dawg. This guy’s got the names of every wide receiver drafted ahead of him tattooed in his brain, and that petty energy fuels him like rocket fuel. Expect him to torch defenses and make kneecap-bitin’ Dan Campbell proud.


  4. George Pickens: This man’s a menace on and off the field. He’ll block your ass into next week then go up and snag the ball right off your head and let you know how shitty you are while he’s at it. GP’s got that dog in him, and next year, he’ll be at the top of this damn list.


  5. Ja’Marr Chase: Burrow’s healthy and you know what that means Chase is about to go nuclear. Multiple 100-yard games, circus catches, and probably a few games against the Steelers where he gets locked up by Joey Porter Jr. and cries about it later. But hey that’s part of the fun.


  6. A.J. Brown: This dude is built like a fucking tank 6'1" 225 pounds of pure muscle with speed that makes DBs shit their pants. Just hope he stops whining every time he doesn’t get the ball or we’ll have to start calling him Cry Baby Brown.


  7. CeeDee Lamb: Please, for the love of God, someone get this man off the Cowgirls. CeeDee's got the talent to torch any defense, but playing in Dallas is like driving a Ferrari on a dirt road. When CeeDee catches the ball, it’s a house call waiting to happen just get him the fuck out of Jerry’s World.


  8. Garrett Wilson: Garrett Wilson is a stud who’s been shackled by shitty QB play his whole career. But now he’s got Rodgers slinging him the rock. As long as Rodgers stays healthy and keeps his ayahuasca trips to the offseason, Wilson’s gonna be top 5 by year’s end.


  9. Mike Evans: Mr. Consistent. This man’s had 1,000 yards every single year for a decade, and that’s with a carousel of QBs that range from mediocre to elite, back to dogshit. Evans is the king of jump balls and consistency, which is why he’s still making this list even if the Bucs are trash this year.


  10. Nico Fucking Collins: Don’t sleep on Nico. Last year, he showed flashes of greatness, and this year, he’s ready to tear shit up. Great hands, crisp routes, and sneaky speed plus, his chemistry with C.J. Stroud is like peanut butter and jelly. Expect big things from this underrated beast.


Thanks for reading, and like I said, this list is correct. You won't change my mind, so don’t even try. Let’s have a fucking season!




Aug 12, 2024

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